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I'm not crazy..my reality is just different than yours.
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opentheairforfreshwindows:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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Being

eliasdead:

eliasdead:

An adult is like being on Summer vacation everyday, you can do whatever you want whenever you want except you have bills, debt, responsibilities, car problems, not as many friends as you used to, a job you hate, music you don’t even like anymore and not really much of an incentive to leave your bed

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